Fun - A Cynical Agile and Scrum Dictionary

Dave H. posted a link to this fun dictionary in LinkedIn's Scrum Practitioners group.

http://www.yuriy-zubarev.com/blog/2012/04/24/cynical-agile-scrum-dictionary.html?goback=.gde_52030_member_115484624

Some highlights:

xDD Family of Methodologies

1. a choir made up of prophets each singing their own hymns

Enterprise Agile

1. an oxymoron

Agile Certification

1. a pilot license that both an eagle and an elephant can easily obtain